I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
Our roommate refused to lift the fucking seat and there was constantly piss on it, so we thought up a way to make all our lives easier. (suggest putting this up under "screams college" or if you have a "lazy motherfuckers" category, that would work too.)
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