My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
This is what you get for throwing a Studio 54 themed homecoming dance.
Topics
news
Like this Video
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
The Breath Expert
Meet a man with an unusually useless talent.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Siri Argument
Don't drag her into this.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.