A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
A preview of DoubleViking.com's monumental footage at this year's furry convention. The video the head of the Furry Convention doesn't want you to see!
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Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.
Troopers: Escape Pod Confessions
Larry has a few things to get off his chest.
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Presents, presents are no fun.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.