I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
We saved our cans from out drinking binge and deceided to knock it over. Well we knocked um over and pissed off shrek our resident hall director by stomp crushing all the cans. O yeah her bedroom is right under ours and we did this 5 o'clock in the mornin
Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Jake and Amir: Facebook Redesign
Spare me your change.



Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.