The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
Elderly supergroup Young at Heart performs Coldplay's Fix You. After the cameras stopped rolling the lead singer chugged Jack Daniels, threw a microphone stand at the crowd, and whipped out his genitals. Then he went to a Denny's and stole four jelly pack
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