I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
DJ Purplesaurus Rex would be a good rap name, if anybody out there is looking for one.
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Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
So save we all.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Why Sex Is Magic
Abraca-orgasm.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
