An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
To catch all you goys up: Jews eat chinese food on Christmas, and they are very good at piano. Happy Hanukkah!
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