I work at a fast food fried chicken restaraunt. Among our menu items are chicken tender meals ranging from 2 tenders to 35 tenders. Tonight, a woman came in and in all seriousness asked me "How many tenders come in the 25 tender meal?" It took every ounce of me not to reply with "I'm not sure, let me go check with my manager."
Alright, listen up, people. We got us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every fire hydrant, garbage can, and doghouse in that area. Your fugitive's name is Brandy. Go get him.
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