A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
It's rare you see 92,910 southern fans unite in extreme jubilation for a Stanford victory, but a USC loss can make you do crazy things.
Topics
football
Like this Video
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
this is how we trip at school
Good Neighbor takes you on a journey of magic mushroom proportions.
Jake and Amir: Doobs Part 2
New name. Same game.
Jake and Amir: Secret Santa
Presents, presents are no fun.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
