A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Pre-emptive damage control if he becomes the Neo Rhino Candidate or talk starts about the plan, he is only anti-Libertarian in Vancouver-Centre and Coquitlam.
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