A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
This is what makes Santa Claus a better person than Peter Parker.
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This shirt is bananas. B-A-N-B-A-N-S
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Meet a man with an unusually useless talent.
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You can always go home again.
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These human beings are proud to be Human Beings.
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Can you freestyle walk the walk?
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Fast forward to the presents
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Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
