I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
In 2006, my father asked me to tape my brother's high school hockey game where he was in net. Unfortunately, his school had absolutely zero budget and was playing the best team in the league. He got crushed.rnrnAnd then there was a birthday party afterwar
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