My grandpa went to one of the few remaining Blockbusters and looked around the store for an hour before finally confronting an employee. He asked where he could find the movie "Blue Ray", because everyone was talking about it lately. I wouldn't have ever believed it if he hadn't told me himself.
"These instruments belong in a museum!"
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