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I'm F*cking Ben Affleck

Jimmy Kimmel's response to girlfriend Sarah Silverman's "I'm F*cking Matt Damon," featuring Affleck's funniest performance since "Pearl Harbor."

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Work Doesn't Suck?

One summer, I worked almost every night playing music in bars/restaurants. The owners would ply me with free food and alcohol (in addition to my not unreasonable hourly), and my paychecks went unspent as i lived off of cash tips. During self-scheduled breaks, i would wander outside to get high and hit on bachelorette parties. Sometimes, as i downed bourbon and rolled joints... Read More » on the back patio, i'd think to myself "I'm actively making money right now."