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I work in Apparel at a department store, and I usually have to take care of the fitting rooms, like making sure clothes get hung up and put back and such. So, last week I get to work and began to check the ladies fitting rooms, and I get to the big one that's supposed to be reserved for handicap and women with small children, but some of the other employees will let whoever... Read More » in. When I open it, I see hangers everywhere, and 2 pairs of jeans stuffed underneath the bench. Assuming that someone had stolen jeans and left their old ones, I get down on my hands and knees and go to pick them up. Well, they were our jeans....and they were wet. Some lady who was trying on jeans peed in them and on the floor, and I got to discover it. I immediately dropped them and sprinted from the fitting rooms to the bathroom (that is on the other side of the store) to wash my hands. I washed them pretty much raw, but even so, I feel like they will never be clean.

cast
Pop-Up Ads Amanda Ferri
Commenters Amir Blumenfeld
Dan Gurewitch
Jeff Rosenberg
Jeff Rubin
Jen Dunlap
Jordan Hall
Pop-Up Ads Josh Mohrer
Commenters Patrick Cassels
Sam Reich
Sarah Schneider
Streeter Seidell
Susanna Wolff
crew
Director Sam Reich
Writer Streeter Seidell
Producer Vincent Peone
Sam Reich
Jordan Hall
Jen Dunlap
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor David Fishel
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Special Effects Ghostlight Digital
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Production Assistant Eva Wong