If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
"Hmm... not yet deadly. Let's try more kerosene!"
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Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Troopers: Escape Pod Confessions
Larry has a few things to get off his chest.
Save Greendale (with the cast of Community)
These human beings are proud to be Human Beings.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.