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Hail "Thatan"

To My Dear Roommate: I'm sorry if I made you fear for your life. I'm not a Satanist. I just wanted you to GTFO for a few days so I could move out in peace. Since you (among all your other "charming" qualities) always taunted me mercilessly about my speech impediment and I know you love doing your Helen Keller impressions for the hearing-impaired girl across the... Read More » hall, I just didn't want you bullying my deaf father while he helped me move my fridge out from underneath your garbage. I probably went to far with the altar and the upside-down cross, but I didn't see your ugly mug again until I was comfortably situated in my new room. Admittedly, I felt a little guilty when you handed me a "Have You Let Christ into Your Heart?" pamphlet a week later. Thorry about that, thister.

cast
Woman In Red Andrea Mazzenga
Agent Smith Ken Driesslein
Trinity Meredith Wheeler
Child Nicholas Lien
Cypher Paul Kelly
Morpheus Tony Mitchell
The Oracle Victoria Jones
Neo Winston Noel
crew
Director Sam Reich
Writer Patrick Cassels
Jeff Rubin
Dan Gurewitch
Producer Ben Joseph
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor Adam Weinberg
David Fishel
Production Manager Jordan Hall
Art Director Jen Dunlap
Script Supervisor Caitlin Oppermann
Production Coordinator Adam Newman
Location Manager Dan Navetta
Art Assistant Morgan Pearse
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Visual Effects Digiscope
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Assistant Editor Caitlin Oppermann
Music Dimitris Plagiannis
Production Assistant Steve Cozzarelli