My mom, despite being a smart older lady is severely cell phone challenged. She's had the same burner off-brand flip phone for six years and refuses to try to learn anything about it. Every, and I mean every single time I talk to her she tells me I'm so loud and asks me to turn down the volume. And every time I explain to her she has to turn it down on her *own* phone.... Read More »
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| David Fishel | |
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