Once, after really intense sex with a high school crush I had recently reconnected with, the first thing she said to me while we were both still trying to catch our breath was "You must hungry from doing all that work, want me to make you a sandwich?"......I almost proposed.
Didn't Obama's predecessor outlaw this kind of talk on TV?
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Siri Argument
Don't drag her into this.
Your Six Christmas Movies
Fast forward to the presents
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Thanksgiving Feast
Turkey dinner tonight?
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
