A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
What, you weren't watching C-Span on Saturday night? In case you missed it, part 3 of Steven Colbert's roast of the president.
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Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand
I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.
Battlestar Galactica RPG
So save we all.
Best of Dorkly: Smash Bros. Fatalities
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
Jake and Amir: Driving Home
You can always go home again.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
