I go to a pretty violent school, and one day a couple of kids had to be arrested and dragged off by the cops. The principal dragged us all into an assembaly and told us that "No kids were tasered during the arrest" and "No one has ever been tasered at our school" A kid at the back stood up and shouted "CHALLENGE ACCPTED!!!"
The guys behind the Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare give what is likely the greatest press conference ever.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
Always Open with Dave Koechner (featuring Maya Rudolph)
Dave and Maya create the best song ever written in a booth about muffins.
The Adventures of Kim Jong Un
A leaked North Korean cartoon presenting the totally true triumphs of the totally not pudgy Great Leader.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
OK Go-Pid
Rock band OK Go announces the world's most fun and least successful dating site.
Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith's love life.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.