At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
It's hard to believe, but back in high school this dolphin was no cooler than a common porpoise.
Topics
College
Like this Video
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
The Breath Expert
Meet a man with an unusually useless talent.
Jake and Amir: Soup Kitchen
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Breaking Bad RPG
The only game that's also a controlled substance.
Jake and Amir: Cheryl
My sister from another mister.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
