My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
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| cast | |
| Mario | Clint Gage |
| Bowser | Sam Reich |
| Princess Peach | Sarah Schneider |
| crew | |
| Writer | Amir Blumenfeld |
| Jeff Rubin | |
| President Of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Director Of Post Production | David Fishel |
| Production Manager | Jordan Hall |
| Animation | Mike Parker |
| Production Accountant | Nova Stuart |
| Editor In Chief | Ricky Van Veen |
| Director Of Programming | Spencer Griffin |
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