My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
The real audio track to the now famous Shake Weight commercial.
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Jake and Amir: Parkour
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Jake and Amir: Texting
Write it. Don't fight it.
The Bad Breath Holdout
Ruining relationships for science.
Jake and Amir: Break
How I spent my winter vacation.
Brunchables
The kids' snack so hip you'll need reservations.
Dating, It's Complicated: The Drawer Incident
When it rains, it pours. Condoms.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
