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Girls are like wireless Internet. Some are easier to access than others.

 

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I Fought the Law Run-ins with the cops See All »
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I'm friends with your daughter

So, back when I was in High School, I'm driving home one night from a friend's house when I get pulled over. The cop that pulls me over is the father of a girl I had hooked up with after a party a week before. Anyway, he's grilling me about why my eyes were "bloodshot". I knew him but he didn't know me, but he kept pushing it, asking me if I was high, if he made... Read More » me pee in a cup would I pass, that sort of thing. So finally I say 'I'm pretty good friends with your daughter, she knows I don't do drugs". So he calls her right there and asks about me. I was sure I was doomed cuz I pretty much avoided her after that night, but she tells him I'm a great guy and he lets me off. I guess she enjoyed our one-nighter!

cast
Linksys Anna Wood
Dial Up Babs Winn
Password Carlo Campbell
Routers Daisy Flores
Laptop Dane Dehaan
Routers Molly Densmore
Router Rachel Oyama
Routers Sarah Kay
Tovah Rose
crew
Director Josh Ruben
Writer Streeter Seidell
Producer Eva Wong
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor Oren Brimer
President Of Original Content Sam Reich
Director Of Post Production David Fishel
Production Manager Bennett Wilson
Jordan Hall
Art Director Mary Burke
Makeup Jess Toth
Krystle Poulin
Production Coordinator Steve Cozzarelli
Location Manager Dan Navetta
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
1st Assistant Camera Dan Brohawn
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Grip Eric Hora
Production Accountant Nova Stuart
Editor In Chief Ricky Van Veen
Director Of Programming Spencer Griffin