Just put a baby to sleep while playing an MMO. Did it by bouncing a chair with my big toe.
"Now can someone drag him to the plate so we can give him a quick three strikes?"
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From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
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It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
