A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
In this version they find the defendant guilty of being totally hot, and sentence her to life in beach bikini prison. It's poignant and bodacious.
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