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Hail "Thatan"

To My Dear Roommate: I'm sorry if I made you fear for your life. I'm not a Satanist. I just wanted you to GTFO for a few days so I could move out in peace. Since you (among all your other "charming" qualities) always taunted me mercilessly about my speech impediment and I know you love doing your Helen Keller impressions for the hearing-impaired girl across the... Read More » hall, I just didn't want you bullying my deaf father while he helped me move my fridge out from underneath your garbage. I probably went to far with the altar and the upside-down cross, but I didn't see your ugly mug again until I was comfortably situated in my new room. Admittedly, I felt a little guilty when you handed me a "Have You Let Christ into Your Heart?" pamphlet a week later. Thorry about that, thister.

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Captain Hackman Angus Hepburn
Commander Washington Matt McGorry
Officer Meathead John C. Bailey
Radar James Holloway
Comm Charlie Mcwade
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Director Josh Ruben
Writer Patrick Cassels
Dan Gurewitch
Producer Eva Wong
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor Sam Jacobson
President of Original Content Sam Reich
Director of Post Production David Fishel
Production Manager Bennett Wilson
Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall
Art Director Mary Burke
Production Coordinator Steve Cozzarelli
Sound Mixer Kurt Seery
Visual Effects Gloo Studios
1st Assistant Camera Sam Sparks
Gaffer Corey Eisenstein
Grip Kyle Struve
Adam Wilson
Music Producer Carl Sondrol
Production Accountant Nova Stuart
Production Assistant Jon Wolf
Brendan Banks
Ashley Pishock
Director Of Programming Spencer Griffin