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I lived in a three-person dorm room with two other girls, one of whom was a total lazy slob. She never washed a dish or did laundry. When she ran out of dishes or clothes she just went and bought new ones. Eventually our room had piles of her dirty clothes on the floor three feet tall with footpaths cut in so we could all get to our desks and beds. We ended up... Read More » with a pretty good roach infestation. We had asked her nicely countless times to clean up her mess but she just blew us off or told us to live with it. We could have moved out but we had been there first and she joined us later. One day I woke up with a roach in bed with me and I lost it. While the slob was at classes the other roommate and I picked up all of her dirty clothes, bed sheets and dishes and threw them out. They were so covered in mold and mildew that nothing could be saved. We cleaned and scrubbed the entire room, killing over one hundred roaches in the process. When we were done we gathered up all of the dead bugs and put them on her bed. When she came back from classes she walked in, turned purple, and walked back out. Three hours later she came back drunk and with new bed sheets. She moved the roaches, put the sheets on the bed and went to sleep. Never said a word. But there were never any dirty clothes or dishes left on the floor after that. Win!

Galactic Empire State of Mind

Written by Owen Parsons & Conor McKeon

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause...

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo's a coffee table
There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He's on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine's smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don't fight your destiny
Wasn't a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star's generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime's gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire's through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

cast
Darth Vader/Boba Fett Rocco Chierichella
Princess Leia Lindsey Liberatore
Ewoks Evan Glatzer
Carli Seigelstein
Jordan Torres
Luna Yugonz
Alex Sotomayor
X-Wing Pilots Brandon Whited
Andrew Cowan
Blake Roeder
Michael Helland
Myke Toth
R2D2 Dana Powers
C3PO Ian Martin
Chewbacca David Fishel
crew
Director Sam Reich
Writer Owen Parsons
Conor McKeon
Producer Ben Joseph
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor David Fishel
Sam Jacobson
President of Original Content Sam Reich
Director of Post Production David Fishel
Production Manager Bennett Wilson
Jordan Hall
Art Director Mary Burke
Costumes James Wojtal
Hair and Makeup Hana El-Assad
Production Coordinator Adam Newman
Sound Mixer James Czeiner
Kurt Seery
Visual Effects Gloo Studios
Choreography Celia Rowlson-hall
1st Assistant Camera Andrew Brinkman
Gaffer Eric Hora
Grip Sam Sparks
Music Carl Sondrol
Production Assistant Jon Wolf
Dena Greenbaum
Vocals/ Lady J Entertainment Josie Aiello
Cello David Keller
Builder Bennett Wilson
Director Of Programming Spencer Griffin