I was talking with some of my friends and we where conversing about prom, I was talking to them saying I don't care how a guy asks me. I'm not that anal or stupid about someone asking me out to the dance, when a guy walks by me and says, "Don't worry no ones asking you to prom anyway."
So you ever have that one guy at the party who thinks he can fly, yeah well, I just happened to catch it on camera
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing... without his friends around to also hear it.
Sex With the Hulk
For Bruce Banner, there's no such thing as safe sex.
Hardly Working: Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer's always wrong.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.