Shorty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na every day
My stupid iPods stuck on replay (replay)

She is so dependably in my life,
Like my iPod when, it was working right. (HA!)
Pa-pa-paid a lot of money that day
Yet it's STILL fucking on replay, Anyway.

I remember the first time we met,
Thought your skin was so glassy and fresh
Like my ipod, way back.
Before the screen cracked,
Now it looks like a silcone web.

It's just that who would have ever knew,
You're beauty could be likened to--
Album art -- which don't match my tunes,
I'd be better off with a zuuuune!

That girl, is a lot like an iPod
They both, just don't play games!
I tried, but they would not download
And apple care won't accept my claims (lame!)

Forty of the symphonies that I bought
In the iTunes Store
Straight up disappeared.
Fuck the screen just started to blur,
Now an unknown error occured (occured)

Shocked me, devastatingly in my head
And electrocuted
Both my cochleas.
The-the-the earbuds no longer work
Driving auditory muscles bezerk (bezerk!)

See you load up in my iTunes
But I can't mount you as a drive.
You act like nothing is wrong, delete all my songs
And you can't even sync with iLife!

Doing things you shouldn't do
Like freezing up my USB Mice,
Your battery dies, even when I charge you
On shuffle mode you play the same song thrice!

More bugs, than a cheap apartment
More bugs, than a bunnies name
More bugs, than an Africans diet,
It's slower than a monopoly game!

She used to be so good to me!
I'd listen to her religiously,
But now it sounds like cacophony,
I even tried changing the battery, AY!

If all you do is play mp3's
At least you could do it correctly
Instead of making me incessantly
so pissed that I can't love my baby, AY!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Very Frusterating
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Instead of entertaining!

iPods aggravating me every day
And it's starting to
Really mess my life
I just wish it would all go away...
Oh right, I guess my girlfriends is great...is great...