Run This Raid (Run This Town Parody)Written by Ben Joseph & Brian Murphy
Friday night is finally here
Friends are out but I don't care
I'm not addicted to this game
Just one more quest, I swear
Checking server status now
I'm gonna freak if Blackrock's down
Phone's unplugged but chat's online
Now who's gonna run this raid tonight...
Who's gonna run this raid tonight...
Gotta find some n00bs to pwn
Yeah I said it
The Warsong Nation
Fightin’ outta Ogrimmar
Lootin' of a corpse, y'all
Top tier everything
Tier nine, soon ten
Top tier everything
Ya’ll chat in Barrens
Only play Paladins
I’d have more respect
If you weren’t always griefin’ us
Guild is my familia, playing since beta
So for now gonna head out to Darnassus
There’s a couple night elf chicks that we’d like to mana tap
We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked
We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero.
Back to runnin’ circles round dwarves
While we stun em’
Real life is lame, it's not fair
I'd rather chill at Darkmoon Faire"
In Azeroth I'm finally free
Just for one small monthly fee
No more escort quests tonight
Work sucked hard, I need to fight
Red Bull in hand I log online
Now whose gon’ run this raid tonight?
We're gon’ run this raid tonight
**SKIP TO 3:29/KANYE VERSE***
Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo?
Unless you're gaming cross genders, no homo
Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos
Next time I charge in, you'll see real aggro
Kill your boss orc, who cares he earned "Warlord"
This our life, we all game hardcore
You think we need to achieve more?
What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin’ rewards?
But you know I'm done level grinding
Killing creeps and mobs, that ain't nothing
I came to fight a real war, not go hunting
Only gear you got is gear from gold farming
While you're out spending all day in the real sun
I'm in-game, what, having real fun
Shift function, I'll target you, son
Holy Light so bright you wish you had one
You like a n00b who don't know how to auto-run
Hit my level cap you haven't even begun
You sleepin', AFK? Come on, pay attention!
This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session!
What’s that, Mom? Can't talk, for real.
Great, look- Help! I need a full heal!
I'm laggin' fighting this fag and he's got dual wield
Killed him but his goblin bud
Just ran in for the kill-steal
**SKIP TO END OF RIHANNA CHORUS**
I'm gon' find some porn online
- Night Elf - Sara Natochenny
- Orc - Rocco Chierichella
- Knight - Griffin Newman
- Undead Sidekic - TJ Del Reno
- Blood Elf Sidekick - Jo Armeniox
- Cleric Sidekick - Ariana Madix
- Rogue Sidekick - Tom Macy
- Director - Sam Reich
- Writer - Ben Joseph
- Brian Murphy
- Producer - Ben Joseph
- Cinematography - Vincent Peone
- Editor - Charles Divak
- President of Original Content - Sam Reich
- Director of Post Production - David Fishel
- Production Manager - Bennett Wilson
- Jordan Hall
- Art Director - Mary Burke
- Hair and Makeup - Hana El-Assad
- Annamarie Tendler
- Production Coordinator - Adam Newman
- Sound Mixer - Kurt Seery
- Visual Effects - Gloo Studios
- Gloo Studios
- 1st Assistant Camera - Andrew Brinkman
- Gaffer - Eric Hora
- Post Production Coordinator - Lacy Wittman
- Music Producer - James Czeiner
- Production Assistant - Kevin Tulley
- Jon Wolf
- Ashley Pishock
- Joseph DeJoia / Sourcemaker - Lighting Balloon
- Director Of Programming - Spencer Griffin