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A Christmas Larceny

I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More » credit card vendor. He keeps telling us that it's already paid for etc. and we keep telling him we can't process any more transactions until the morning of Dec. 26th. He then takes out a revolver and makes us lay on the floor while he steals the cash drawers and takes off. Turns out he had in fact reserved the video card online and his full name, address and phone number were in the system along with his email address; i bet his New Year sucked.

cast
Professor Cedrac Karen Brelsford
Boyfriend James McIntyre
Girlfriend Allison Thomas
Government agent Ken Dresslein
Scientist Jun Naito
Scientist, News Anchor Ari Rossen
Major Riptide Nat Freeberg
Background Maia Lorian, George Kareman, Kelly Hudson, Brandon Collins, Kevin Barnett,
crew
Director David Fishel
Writer Jeff Rubin
Patrick Cassels
Producer Eva Wong
Cinematography Vincent Peone
Editor Sam Jacobson
Michael Schaubach
Director of Post Production David Fishel
Production Manager Leo Schott
Matthew Van Doren
Art Director Mary Burke
Production Coordinator Sam Sparks
Visual Effects Gloo Studios
1st Assistant Camera Andrew Brinkman
Grip and Electric Eric Hora
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Assistant Editor Morgan Riles
Post Production Coordinator Lacy Wittman
Production Assistant Theo Burtis
Clayton Hereth
Rob Meyer
Bryan Ridgell