My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he's only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I'm alright with until he asked me to "hold it open".
A "Teenage Dream" parody. The segment that was too educational for TV.
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When you are adding
You are combining things like these two cookies
Or pieces of pie
Now can you think of any
thing else we can combine
Can combine?
Let's learn one plus one tonight
No regrets, just math
Hey you know
What we should try
You and I
Let's add us together
One plus one
will always
equal two
Math is fun
Just pile numbers on
I can't stop
Let's always add
And don't ever subtract
Don't ever subtract
You're learning quickly
Who knew you could count that high
Keep practicing then
Soon we can multiply
I think you're ready
For more numbers to try
Don't be shy
Love the way
You make me sum
You always check
your work
One and one
is really fun
But what if
We just keep on adding
You and me
Plus one more monster can
Count to three
That means there's two of you and
One of me
Let's add it up
And divide me in half
Divide me in half
On the floor
Math all over 'till it
Makes me sore
But I still think we could
Count to four
Let's never stop
'Cause I love this math
I love this math
We might love adding
Just with you and me
But let's count some more tonight
So much more to teach
It's my fantasy
That we keep adding tonight
| cast | |
| Katy Perry | Deanna Russo |
| Puppets | James Wojtal |
| Puppeteers | David Kerns |
| Puppeteer | Stubby Dorrance |
| Jonathan Carlucci | |
| crew | |
| Director | Vincent Peone |
| Writer | Jeff Rubin |
| Ben Joseph | |
| Producer | Steve Cozzarelli |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Clayton Hereth |
| Art Director | Andy Myers |
| Makeup | Krystle Poulin |
| Production Coordinator | Adam Newman |
| 1st Assistant Director | Ralph Arend |
| Sound Mixer | Kurt Seery |
| Visual Effects | Tiffani Johnson |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Andrew Brinkman |
| Grip and Electric | Eric Hora |
| Post Production Coordinator | Lacy Wittman |
| Music Producer | J Chris Griffin |
| Cheryl B. Engelhardt | |
| Vocals | Cheryl B. Engelhardt |
| Production Assistant | Jeff Wilkins |
| Background Animator | Mike Parker |





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