Just gonna sit there and stalk some girl?
Spend all night commenting like a bunch of pervs
I'm getting scared by you creepy guys
It's not like I ever met you in real life
I hate weird Facebook guys 

Guy 1: I can't believe you've been to that place
I 'm always there just not on weeknights 

Guy 2: Yo, it's been a while, right?
Girl you lookin' damn nice! 

Guy 1: Remember me?
We met last night in the keg line
I thought we hit it off, right?
You got plans for Tuesday night? 

Guy 3: Hi there what's up?
Wanted to say
I just think it's fate
That you live on my best friend's dorm room floor
And by the way
next weekend I think I'll be in town
And was thinking maybe
We'd go on a date and see
What happens later 

Guy 2: Hey
^who's this moron?
Guy 1: yo fuck you dude
Go away
Guy 2: you fag
come here I'll kick your ass 

Guy 3:  Aw babe, you okay?
Are you in pain?
Need chicken noodle soup?
p.s I'm Nate 

Guy 2: How's your bro Dan?
He was such a bad ass
Dad: He passed away 
Guy 4: Thanks for the add
You model? 

Guy 5: hey you never came
to class
it's all good
I'll bring the notes to your place
Hey was outside your door
For 3 hours you never came
No worries I can come back again 

Just gonna sit there and creep my pics
Man what the hell
Is this the way you get your kicks
I'm wearing overalls, no skin at all
what the hell you creeps
that was my mom's birthday
that was my mom's birthday


Guy 3: You ever see a friend of a friend
that you never met
but you knew you
would click
it would be a shame if you
never got to know me

Guy1: Was at Bojo’s on Friday
Were you there?
Must have missed you

Guy 2: Hey, I tried to hit you up
but you don't answer
You swore that you would call me back tomorrow
I feel up to make the drive down

Guy 3: This was prob’ly a mistake
but you blocked me
would be cool
to undo it

Guy 4: Who's this guy with the spiky hair?
Guy 5: What's this doucher?
Guy 6: Who's that dude?
Guy 7: Boyfriend? :(

Guy 2:
Just got to your campus
Wanna meet up

Guy 1:
Hey there babe, was just browsing
where'd your photos go?
Why'd you go and change
all your settings around
missed your halloween pics

Guy 3:
Hey it's me
it happened again
accidentally blocked me
girl, but that's OK ;)
I just found your myspace
Go on add me

Guy 1: missed you at shot night
Guy 5: what are you doing now
Guy 2: call me, I’m in your hall
Guy 3: just put you in my top friends
Guy 5: messaged you again
Guy 6: yo, you gotta stop by Steve’s
Guy 7: hello, hello.
Guy 8: ‘member me? We’re in the same psych class.


Just gonna go head and message me
We’re not friends to me you’re all a bunch of creeps
Oh what can I do to stop these nerds
It seems desperate but this is my last resort

I'm deleting my Facebook.
I'm deleting my Facebook.