I was on exchange in India when I was 16 and my friend thought it would be cool to buy a "genuine indian hunting knife" - one of those awesome giant curved blades. We lived in dorms and had occasional room checks. Inevitably one of the Dorm Parents found his knife, but instead of getting him in trouble he just asked how much he had paid for it, and proclaimed that... Read More »
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