My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he's only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I'm alright with until he asked me to "hold it open".
Not nearly as fun and playful as Jay's response video, "I'm Punching Your Face, Jason."
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