If you build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he's warm for a lifetime :)
Everything that's terrifying is what I feel when we're together.
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Axe Combine: Episode 2
The pathetic athletics continue as our sporty girl trains another non-athlete.
The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey
A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith.
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Don't flush your dreams away.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
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LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
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Chin up, with your cock out.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
