My 2nd month into my freshman year of college I met this guy who was pretty cute and he came to visit me in my dorm. Come to find out he's only had sex once 2 years ago. Which you know I'm alright with until he asked me to "hold it open".
Eeny, meeny, miny, Larry.
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| cast | |
| The Princess | Aubrey Plaza |
| Reich | Sam Reich |
| Larry | Josh Ruben |
| Dread Lord Sinister | Luke Sholl |
| crew | |
| Director | Sam Reich |
| Writer | Ben Joseph |
| Owen Parsons | |
| Producer | Creighton Desimone |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | Michael Schaubach |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Production Design | Agustin Pletquin |
| Art Director | Chance Quinn |
| Hair and Makeup | Erin Nichols |
| Script Supervisor | Laura Solomon |
| Production Coordinator | David Futernick |
| 1st Assistant Director | Kirk Fellows |
| 2nd 2nd Assistant Director | Matt McKennon |
| Sound Mixer | Josh Bisset |
| Visual Effects | Gloo Studios |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Gille Klabin |
| Gaffer | Marcus McDougald |
| Grip | Stephen Chang |
| Assistant Editor | Drew Nissen |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
| Production Assistant | Paul Gulyas |





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