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INT. SCOTT'S DAD'S PIZZA - LIVE ACTION Establishing shot of boring suburban Pizza shop - sign reads "Scott's Dad's Pizzeria." "Dad's" is crossed out. Inside, SCOTT, 20s, stands across the counter from CUSTOMER. CUSTOMER Uh, I'll have a large pepperoni. SCOTT An ultimate pepperoni? CUSTOMER (indifferently) Y'okay. SCOTT Got it. One ultimate pepperoni pie! Guitar solo plays as Scott grabs his paddle & throws open the oven doors. Rainbows burst out of the oven, and Scott dives in. Customer looks confused. EXT. PIZZA DIMENSION - PEPPERONI PLATEAU - ANIMATED In Pizza Dimension, all the land is pizza-themed. A robot, NATHAN, sits on a rock, knitting a scarf. A portal opens next to him. SCOTT (O.S.) NATHANNNNNNNN! Scott, now ANIMATED, bursts through, crashing into Nathan. Nathan's scarf goes flying and lands in a sauce puddle. NATHAN Hello, Scott. Welcome back to Pizza Dimension. It's nice to see you. SCOTT Nathan, shut up for a second! We need an ultimate pepperoni pie now! On "now," zoom on Scott: his pupils are burning pepperonis. NATHAN Oh good, we can pick pepperoni flowers together. He gestures down to little pepperoni flowers blooming around them. Soft dainty music plays. Scott picks one and eats it. SCOTT Mmm. These would be great... if I was making a pizza for BABIES! NATHAN Oh. Well I guess we could try Pepperoni Cave. But that's guarded by Anchovy knights. ANCHOVY KNIGHTS stand in front of the cave thirty feet away. Deep, ominous guitar riff plays. ANCHOVY KNIGHT Don't come in here! We'll get in trouble! Nathan walks up to the lead anchovy knight. NATHAN Can we please go in the cave? ANCHOVY KNIGHT No one's ever asked nicely. I guess you- Scott leaps into frame and knocks the Anchovy Knight senseless with his pizza paddle. SCOTT Let's dough this! Sick riffs blast as they battle the clumsy Anchovy Knights. Scott beats them with his paddle. Nathan just stands still as anchovies strike their weapons against his metal body. NATHAN Have at you. Suddenly there's a deep rumbling from within the cave. All the anchovies drop their weapons out of fear. ANCHOVY KNIGHT AH! Let's go guard something safer! Anchovy knights flee. Scott dusts himself off. SCOTT (to Nathan) Sweet job with that noise, man. NATHAN I concur. Great work, monster. Reveal: behind Nathan looms a HUGE BURNT-CRUST GOLEM. SCOTT Sweet Cheesus! It's a crust golem! Crust golem roars & smashes the ground. Scott attacks him, but his paddle cannot pierce the golem's thick crusty skin. SCOTT His crust is too burnt! Nathan, we gotta activate PIZZA MODE. NATHAN I hate pizza mode. SCOTT Well I hate my dad! PIZZA MODE ACTIVATE! Scott unveils a GOLD PIZZA TABLE; crams it into Nat's mouth. Cue anime-style robot transformation sequence. Nathan breaks apart into armor & merges with Scott to form an ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Nathan's face turns into one of the fists. SCOTT / NATHAN This is awesome! / I hate this. SCOTT Time for the ultimate attack! Giga Crustbuster Face Fist Punch Gooo! Scott punches the golem repeatedly with Nathan's face. Nathan says "ouch" each time. The crumbling golem falls to the ground and breaks apart, oozing cheese. Pizza Mode deactivates; Scott & Nathan split apart. Nathan looks damaged, Scott looks great. Scott reaches in the cheesy goo & pulls out a wad of pepperoni. SCOTT Check it, man! His heart was made from pure pepperonium. Just what my pizza needs! NATHAN I don't know where my arm is. Scott puts the roni in a ziplock bag. He looks at his watch. SCOTT Ah, breadsticks! I gotta get back to the pizza shop! Close on watch: it looks like a pizza & says "Pizza Time" Scott pulls out a pizza cutter and carves open a portal in space. Glowing rainbow light emits out of it. SCOTT Thanks, Nathan. See you next orderrrrrr! He leaps in. The portal seals up after him. Beat. NATHAN Okay. Nathan leans over and picks his sauce-dripping scarf up, sits back down & resumes knitting it, in the position we first saw him. INT. LIVE ACTION - SCOTT'S DAD'S PIZZA Scott zaps out of the oven, screaming epically, holding a pepperoni pizza triumphantly above his head. SCOTT (dramatically) That will be... $14.95! CUSTOMER Do you take credit cards? SCOTT (still dramatically) Never! CUSTOMER Uhhhh, that's okay. I have cash. Smash cut to "PIZZA QUEST" title card. Electric guitars play as Pizza Quest theme song plays. END.