I had a really Mormon roommate and she would get mad when I had friends over, especially guys. She would bang on the wall and would tell my friends they'd have to leave at 9PM. It got to the point where I would have my guy friends over and we'd jump on the bed making sex noises and when she banged on the wall we'd bang back.
Minorities have it rough in this country.
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We Are The 1%
By
Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels
EXT. DILAPIDATED CITY STREET - DAY
SHOTS OF the HOMELESS, UNEMPLOYED, RUNDOWN HOMES, etc.
MAN 1 (V.O.)
When Occupy Wall Street started and
we learned that the richest 1% of
the US population controls 43% of
the country's wealth, we were
shocked.
MAN-ON-STREET style INTERVIEW with TWO RICH, CLEAN-CUT GUYS
in SUITS. (All interviews are handled like this: EXTREMELY
WEALTHY PEOPLE speaking to a questioner just OFF-CAMERA.)
MAN 1
That means that there's 57% of the
wealth that we don't have. That is
an OUTRAGE.
MAN 2
So, we're taking our message to the
root of the problem: Main Street.
MEN 1 & 2
We Are The One Percent!
WEALTHY PEOPLE descend on the dilapidated street, past
various CONFUSED ONLOOKERS:
WEALTHY CROWD
(chanting)
WHAT DO WE HAVE?/MOST OF THE
MONEY!/WHAT DO WE WANT?/THE REST OF
IT!
Woman 1 speaks to camera as the crowd marches behind her.
WOMAN 1
This is so exciting. There are
literally dozens of us.
New interview set-up: MAN 3 and WOMAN 2.
MAN 3
And now Obama wants this
"Millionaire's Tax?" When I heard
that, I dropped everything and had
my driver bring me to my helipad.
WOMAN 2
Do they really think we can afford
having an infinitesimally smaller
amount of money? Just admit, 1 of
us is worth 262 of her.
RE: A MIDDLE-CLASS WOMAN with groceries. New interview:
MAN 4
If we have to pay more, countless
businesses will fail. Speedboat
Upholstery: DONE. Condos in Dubai:
EMPTY. Rhino-Hunting Hats: NO
LONGER WITH IVORY-TIPPED BRIMS.
WHIP TO: A Teddy Roosevelt-style MILLIONAIRE looks at his
safari hat with disgust. He throws it to the ground.
SOAPBOX MAN, sitting atop a platform held by SERVANTS,
rallies the millionaires:
SOAPBOX MAN
We're already making enough
sacrifices. My butler's butler had
to fire his butler's butler.
The crowd REACTS to his sad story, angrily sipping tea.
WOMAN 4 holds up a sign with letters spelled out in RED
JEWELS, reading: "I USED ALL OF MY RUBIES ON THIS SIGN"
WOMAN 4
I'm sick of poor people mooching
off my hard-earned success! Just a
minute ago someone asked if they
could use this sign as their roof!
New interview, with MAN 5 and MAN 6.
MAN 5
Does the government think I'm going
to be the first generation of my
family to share our wealth? I'm
rich. My daddy was rich. His daddy
was rich. His daddy had slaves.
MAN 6
(interrupting)
Look at these fat cats.
Camera WHIPS over to a HOMELESS MAN, lying on the ground
surrounded by THREE FAT, DIRTY ALLEY CATS meowing softly.
WOMAN 5
Did you know there are still some
laws that apply to us? Check out
this video I took of a cop
straight-up refusing a bribe.
INSERT: Grainy CELL PHONE VIDEO of a WEALTHY PERSON offering
a COP money and the cop politely refusing.
WOMAN 5 (V.O.)
Land of the free, right?
SOAPBOX MAN continues rallying everyone from atop his perch.
SOAPBOX MAN
Why should I have to pay a
Millionaire's Tax? I'm a
billionaire!
Everyone CHEERS. New interview:
WOMAN 6
Fox News is calling us "Organized."
"Patriotic." "Purposeful." Ugh,
only three adjectives? Why did I
even buy that network?
New interview:
MAN 7
We're prepared to stay here as long
as it takes. We bought all the real
estate in the area and drove out
the existing homeowners.
CUT TO: A poor family moving out, holding boxes of objects.
WOMAN 7
Our movement started here, but it's
spreading to other places. Occupy
Detroit! Occupy Blanchard,
Oklahoma! Occupy the Long John
Silvers off Route 21!
MAN 8
Listen man, it comes down to this:
If being rich is wrong, we don't
WANT to be poor.
The entire WEALTHY CROWD CHANTS:
WEALTHY CROWD
WE ARE THE ONE PERCENT!
TEXT: Visit WeAreTheOnePercent.Org. There Is A Pay Wall.
| cast | |
| Man 1 | Matt Walton |
| Man 2 | Joel Haberli |
| Man 3 | Rob Lathan |
| Man 4 | Nate Smith |
| Man 5 | Jun Naito |
| Woman 1 | Whitney Long |
| Woman 2 | Jocelyn DeBoer |
| Woman with Groceries | Marta Rainer |
| Woman 4 | Anna Savant |
| Woman 5 | Lipica Shah |
| Woman 6 | Katherine Terrill |
| Soapbox Man | Will Hines |
| Homeless Man | Stephen Holusha |
| Teddy Roosevelt Millionaire | Otto Walberg |
| Dad | Julio Peña |
| Mom | Nanie Mendez |
| Kids | Aiden Medina |
| Hailey Medina | |
| Main Street Residents | Carla Curtsinger |
| Mark Lang | |
| Carol Sims | |
| Tea Sippers | Chris Booth |
| Justin Friesen | |
| Josh Hurley | |
| Luke Kelly-Clyne | |
| Ed Sheldon | |
| Sheldon Stone | |
| crew | |
| Director | Josh Ruben |
| Writer | Patrick Cassels |
| Dan Gurewitch | |
| Producer | Eva Wong |
| Cinematography | Vincent Peone |
| Editor | Nick Barbieri |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Production Design | Andy Myers |
| Hair and Makeup | Hana El-Assad |
| Set Production Manager | Kyle Struve |
| Production Coordinator | Jon Wolf |
| Locations | APK Media |
| 1st Assistant Director | Brian Johanson |
| Sound Mixer | Kurt Seery |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Andrew Brinkman |
| Gaffer | Jason Beasley |
| Grip | Sam Jones |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
| Production Assistant | James Devine |
| David Rosenberg | |
| Neal Todnem | |
| Driver PA | Justen Van Dyke |
| Will Buikema | |
| Pat Byrne | |
| Animal Handler | All-Tame Animals |





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