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Libya's #1 hit love song, "Black Flower in the White House."

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Gaddafi's Condoleezza Rice Music Video

Written by Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels

A "VHS"-style shitty 80s music video, self-produced by Gaddafi. Incredibly cheesy, colorful visuals. Gaddafi sings, in the style of an 80s power ballad:

GADDAFI:
I always heard that brown rice, was healthier for me
I killed the guy that said that, but now I finally see
I was wrong [Three BACK-UP SINGERS in full burkas: "I was wrong!"]
He was right [Back-up singers: "He was right!"]
Check out this big dic-[two big drumbeats]-tator tonight!

[Gaddafi plays a drum lead-in, on 4 topless SERVANTS' heads.]

'cause you're my
Black Flower in the White House
Breakin' hearts all over the globe
You're my Black Flower in a Red Blouse
I'm ass-naked under this robe.

You're right, I got chemical weapons - they're called my pheromones
And I'm prepared to target - your erogenous zones.
Call me crazy, but
I'd even trade ya
My Libya!
For your labia!

yeah you're my
Black Flower in the White House
[Cut to a brief bass solo by KIM JONG IL]
I'm buffer than Saddam, and hotter than Mao
[A SERVANT approaches and says: "Sir, I don't think you're her type." Gaddafi DECAPITATES him.]

I'm definitely gonna live forever, so won't you please say "I do"
But if I'm ever caught in a hole, I hope the hole belongs to you.
Just me and Condoleeza
on a Gondoleeza
Let me Fondoleeza
Your tiiiiits! Tit-tit, n-tit, n-tit-n-titties!

[EVERYONE together, including decapitated head:] Black Flower in the White House! [Fist pump]

cast
Muammar Gaddafi Oscar Montoya
Kim Jong-Il Chris Grace
Servant 1 Lesley Billingslea
Servant 2 Oladayo Olatokun
Servant 3 Kendell Jelinovic
Drummer Jeff O\'Donnell
Guitar Will Buikema
Back Up Singer 1 Megan Gonzalez
Back up singer 2 Shara Zeiger
Back up singer 3 Anna Drezen
crew
Director Mitch Magee
Writer Dan Gurewitch
Patrick Cassels
Producer Steve Cozzarelli
Editor Nick Barbieri
President of Original Content Sam Reich
Executive Producer Spencer Griffin
Director of Post Production Michael Schaubach
Production Manager Sam Sparks
Post Production Producer Lacy Wittman
Production Office Coordinator David Kerns
Production Design Andy Myers
Hair and Makeup Hana El-Assad
Production Coordinator JD Amato
1st Assistant Director Lauren Seiczkowski
1st Assistant Camera Lisa Hall
GlideCam Operator Daniel Liu
Grip and Electric Sam Jones
Gaffer Corey Fontana
Best Boy Grip Kyle Struve
Assistant Editor Phil Fox
Post Production Coordinator Amanda Madden
Composer Joe McGinty
Vocals Dave Milone
Rachel Kopf
Production Accountant Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant Daniel Siegel
Production Assistant Pat Byrne
Kenny Wu
Director of Photography Vincent Peone
Sound Playback Kurt Seery