Libya's #1 hit love song, "Black Flower in the White House."
Gaddafi's Condoleezza Rice Music Video
A "VHS"-style shitty 80s music video, self-produced by Gaddafi. Incredibly cheesy, colorful visuals. Gaddafi sings, in the style of an 80s power ballad:
GADDAFI:
I always heard that brown rice, was healthier for me
I killed the guy that said that, but now I finally see
I was wrong [Three BACK-UP SINGERS in full burkas: "I was wrong!"]
He was right [Back-up singers: "He was right!"]
Check out this big dic-[two big drumbeats]-tator tonight!
[Gaddafi plays a drum lead-in, on 4 topless SERVANTS' heads.]
'cause you're my
Black Flower in the White House
Breakin' hearts all over the globe
You're my Black Flower in a Red Blouse
I'm ass-naked under this robe.
You're right, I got chemical weapons - they're called my pheromones
And I'm prepared to target - your erogenous zones.
Call me crazy, but
I'd even trade ya
My Libya!
For your labia!
yeah you're my
Black Flower in the White House
[Cut to a brief bass solo by KIM JONG IL]
I'm buffer than Saddam, and hotter than Mao
[A SERVANT approaches and says: "Sir, I don't think you're her type." Gaddafi DECAPITATES him.]
I'm definitely gonna live forever, so won't you please say "I do"
But if I'm ever caught in a hole, I hope the hole belongs to you.
Just me and Condoleeza
on a Gondoleeza
Let me Fondoleeza
Your tiiiiits! Tit-tit, n-tit, n-tit-n-titties!
[EVERYONE together, including decapitated head:] Black Flower in the White House! [Fist pump]
| cast | |
| Muammar Gaddafi | Oscar Montoya |
| Kim Jong-Il | Chris Grace |
| Servant 1 | Lesley Billingslea |
| Servant 2 | Oladayo Olatokun |
| Servant 3 | Kendell Jelinovic |
| Drummer | Jeff O\'Donnell |
| Guitar | Will Buikema |
| Back Up Singer 1 | Megan Gonzalez |
| Back up singer 2 | Shara Zeiger |
| Back up singer 3 | Anna Drezen |
| crew | |
| Director | Mitch Magee |
| Writer | Dan Gurewitch |
| Patrick Cassels | |
| Producer | Steve Cozzarelli |
| Editor | Nick Barbieri |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Production Design | Andy Myers |
| Hair and Makeup | Hana El-Assad |
| Production Coordinator | JD Amato |
| 1st Assistant Director | Lauren Seiczkowski |
| 1st Assistant Camera | Lisa Hall |
| GlideCam Operator | Daniel Liu |
| Grip and Electric | Sam Jones |
| Gaffer | Corey Fontana |
| Best Boy Grip | Kyle Struve |
| Assistant Editor | Phil Fox |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Composer | Joe McGinty |
| Vocals | Dave Milone |
| Rachel Kopf | |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |
| Production Assistant | Pat Byrne |
| Kenny Wu | |
| Director of Photography | Vincent Peone |
| Sound Playback | Kurt Seery |