Gaddafi's Condoleezza Rice Music Video

Written by Dan Gurewitch & Patrick Cassels

A "VHS"-style shitty 80s music video, self-produced by Gaddafi. Incredibly cheesy, colorful visuals. Gaddafi sings, in the style of an 80s power ballad:

GADDAFI:
I always heard that brown rice, was healthier for me
I killed the guy that said that, but now I finally see
I was wrong [Three BACK-UP SINGERS in full burkas: "I was wrong!"]
He was right [Back-up singers: "He was right!"]
Check out this big dic-[two big drumbeats]-tator tonight!

[Gaddafi plays a drum lead-in, on 4 topless SERVANTS' heads.]

'cause you're my
Black Flower in the White House
Breakin' hearts all over the globe
You're my Black Flower in a Red Blouse
I'm ass-naked under this robe.

You're right, I got chemical weapons - they're called my pheromones
And I'm prepared to target - your erogenous zones.
Call me crazy, but
I'd even trade ya
My Libya!
For your labia!

yeah you're my
Black Flower in the White House
[Cut to a brief bass solo by KIM JONG IL]
I'm buffer than Saddam, and hotter than Mao
[A SERVANT approaches and says: "Sir, I don't think you're her type." Gaddafi DECAPITATES him.]

I'm definitely gonna live forever, so won't you please say "I do"
But if I'm ever caught in a hole, I hope the hole belongs to you.
Just me and Condoleeza
on a Gondoleeza
Let me Fondoleeza
Your tiiiiits! Tit-tit, n-tit, n-tit-n-titties!

[EVERYONE together, including decapitated head:] Black Flower in the White House! [Fist pump]

cast

• Muammar Gaddafi - Oscar Montoya
• Kim Jong-Il - Chris Grace
• Servant 1 - Lesley Billingslea
• Servant 2 - Oladayo Olatokun
• Servant 3 - Kendell Jelinovic
• Drummer - Jeff O\'Donnell
• Guitar - Will Buikema
• Back Up Singer 1 - Megan Gonzalez
• Back up singer 2 - Shara Zeiger
• Back up singer 3 - Anna Drezen

crew

• Director - Mitch Magee
• Writer - Dan Gurewitch
• Patrick Cassels
• Producer - Steve Cozzarelli
• Editor - Nick Barbieri
• President of Original Content - Sam Reich
• Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
• Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
• Production Manager - Sam Sparks
• Post Production Producer - Lacy Wittman
• Production Office Coordinator - David Kerns
• Production Design - Andy Myers
• Hair and Makeup - Hana El-Assad
• Production Coordinator - JD Amato
• 1st Assistant Director - Lauren Seiczkowski
• 1st Assistant Camera - Lisa Hall
• GlideCam Operator - Daniel Liu
• Grip and Electric - Sam Jones
• Gaffer - Corey Fontana
• Best Boy Grip - Kyle Struve
• Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
• Post Production Coordinator - Amanda Madden
• Composer - Joe McGinty
• Vocals - Dave Milone
• Rachel Kopf
• Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
• Assistant Production Accountant - Daniel Siegel
• Production Assistant - Pat Byrne
• Kenny Wu
• Director of Photography - Vincent Peone
• Sound Playback - Kurt Seery