Libya's #1 hit love song, "Black Flower in the White House."
A "VHS"-style shitty 80s music video, self-produced by Gaddafi. Incredibly cheesy, colorful visuals. Gaddafi sings, in the style of an 80s power ballad: GADDAFI: I always heard that brown rice, was healthier for me I killed the guy that said that, but now I finally see I was wrong [Three BACK-UP SINGERS in full burkas: "I was wrong!"] He was right [Back-up singers: "He was right!"] Check out this big dic-[two big drumbeats]-tator tonight! [Gaddafi plays a drum lead-in, on 4 topless SERVANTS' heads.] 'cause you're my Black Flower in the White House Breakin' hearts all over the globe You're my Black Flower in a Red Blouse I'm ass-naked under this robe. You're right, I got chemical weapons - they're called my pheromones And I'm prepared to target - your erogenous zones. Call me crazy, but I'd even trade ya My Libya! For your labia! yeah you're my Black Flower in the White House [Cut to a brief bass solo by KIM JONG IL] I'm buffer than Saddam, and hotter than Mao [A SERVANT approaches and says: "Sir, I don't think you're her type." Gaddafi DECAPITATES him.] I'm definitely gonna live forever, so won't you please say "I do" But if I'm ever caught in a hole, I hope the hole belongs to you. Just me and Condoleeza on a Gondoleeza Let me Fondoleeza Your tiiiiits! Tit-tit, n-tit, n-tit-n-titties! [EVERYONE together, including decapitated head:] Black Flower in the White House! [Fist pump]