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Libya's #1 hit love song, "Black Flower in the White House."
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Gaddafi's Condoleezza Rice Music Video
Written by Dan Gurewitch & Patrick CasselsA "VHS"-style shitty 80s music video, self-produced by Gaddafi. Incredibly cheesy, colorful visuals. Gaddafi sings, in the style of an 80s power ballad:
GADDAFI:
I always heard that brown rice, was healthier for me
I killed the guy that said that, but now I finally see
I was wrong [Three BACK-UP SINGERS in full burkas: "I was wrong!"]
He was right [Back-up singers: "He was right!"]
Check out this big dic-[two big drumbeats]-tator tonight!
[Gaddafi plays a drum lead-in, on 4 topless SERVANTS' heads.]
'cause you're my
Black Flower in the White House
Breakin' hearts all over the globe
You're my Black Flower in a Red Blouse
I'm ass-naked under this robe.
You're right, I got chemical weapons - they're called my pheromones
And I'm prepared to target - your erogenous zones.
Call me crazy, but
I'd even trade ya
My Libya!
For your labia!
yeah you're my
Black Flower in the White House
[Cut to a brief bass solo by KIM JONG IL]
I'm buffer than Saddam, and hotter than Mao
[A SERVANT approaches and says: "Sir, I don't think you're her type." Gaddafi DECAPITATES him.]
I'm definitely gonna live forever, so won't you please say "I do"
But if I'm ever caught in a hole, I hope the hole belongs to you.
Just me and Condoleeza
on a Gondoleeza
Let me Fondoleeza
Your tiiiiits! Tit-tit, n-tit, n-tit-n-titties!
[EVERYONE together, including decapitated head:] Black Flower in the White House! [Fist pump]
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