I ordered oysters to get my date in the mood. She ended up puking on the dance floor.
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When news of Olivia Munn’s hacked phone hits the office, it’s too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.
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Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Too Many Avengers
The world’s most elite superhero team has a very open-door policy.
Jake and Amir: Waitress
The customer’s always wrong.
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Who can we hire to watch security guards and make sure they don't get out of line?
Finally, an explanation for why old people still have so much sex.
They'd have to pay you to take this bus.
Who would've thought that Britney Spears isn't 100% musically original and groundbreaking?
Wait, but...do they have TV and movies in these magical places from TV and movies?
Hockey needs more hugging. If only so that it can have more punching.
Ugh, now you have to spend the next hour writing a lengthy thank-you note to the author of this letter.
And the record for Longest List of Guinness World Records You Didn't Know Existed was broken by...
In a sense, cheating is its own form of athleticism.
McWin is looking down on him and cackling.