Craig worries about job security. Rawr!
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE CRAIG, TODD, SHEILA and RICHARD stand around the water cooler. CRAIG is wearing a Hawaiian shirt. CRAIG I can't believe Hawaiian shirt day isn't until the 20th. I'm so embarrassed. TERRY peaks his head out of his office. TERRY Richard can I see you in my office? Richard follows Terry into his office, the door closes. CRAIG What's all that about? SHEILA I bet it's down-sizing. Last week Terry ate the marketing department. TODD They weren't hitting their numbers. TERRY (popping in again) Sheila, can I have a word? SHEILA I should've used my vacation days when I had the chance. Sheila follows Terry into his office. TODD She didn't have what it takes to survive in the cutthroat world of business. CRAIG I'll be eaten for sure, what with today's Hawaiian shirt snafu. TERRY (leaning in again) Todd, could you pop in here? TODD This is my own fault. I should have kept up with industry trends. Todd exits. Craig sighs in relief. Terry pops back out. TERRY Craig, why don't you join us. Craig sighs and enters the office. INT. TERRY'S OFFICE CLOSE ON Craig's face. It's dark. EVERYONE BUT CRAIG Surprise! REVEAL: A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAIG! banner. Everyone's in party hats. CRAIG You guys totally had me going. I thought Terry was eating everyone. Everyone laughs. TERRY Nobody's being eaten today. (beat) Except this intern. REVEAL: An INTERN DUCKBILL DINO with candles on his head. INTERN Happy birthday sir! CRAIG You guys shouldn't have! Craig blows out the candles. Terry attacks the intern. TERRY Anyone else want a piece? Plenty to go around. TODD Thanks, but I'm an herbivore. SHEILA Me too. CRAIG I have diabetes. END.