The dinosaurs worry about the weather. Rawr!
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE - BREAK ROOM
CRAIG and SHEILA, a stegosaurus with a brown beehive hairdo,
glasses and lipstick, are drinking coffee.
Don't even talk to me until I've
had my morning coffee.
I was kidding. You can talk to me.
Beat. TODD walks into the room.
Hey, put on the news, they're
talking about the asteroid.
CRAIG turns the TV on with one of his horns. ON SCREEN:
SUSIE "THE MONSOON" STONE, a stegosaurus like Sheila, with
no glasses and with long blond hair, does the weather.
Good morning, Pangea.
Where do they find these
weather girls? They're so
Susie gestures at a GREEN SCREEN MAP OF PANGEA.
An asteroid warning is in effect
for all of the supercontinent.
I hope we can work from home
tomorrow. Traffic is going to be a
The green screen now shows the Earth.
Expect scattered showers later...
Susie points to swirly clouds on the screen.
...leading into a level 5 asteroid,
ending life as we know it.
Screen displays a massive asteroid hitting the Earth and
knocking it into the sun, causing it to explode.
They always blow these things out
of proportion. It's all about the
Like that volcano last week. It
was supposed to scorch the Earth.
It only scorched half of the Earth.
My neighbors across the street were
incinerated, but we didn't even
This just in: the asteroid is going
to be smaller than anticipated-
See? It was a big deal over
-and it's headed straight for the
office of Dino Corp Incorporated.
CUT TO: An asteroid crashes into the Dino Corp Incorporated
building in an epic, slow motion explosion, destroying it.
Back to break room:
I have stock in that company.