Mom: " we have to plug it in, it's running out of minutes" Me: "mom, we dont have to worry about minutes. We have an unlimited plan. It's called the battery"
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| cast | |
| Owner, VideoGamesNewYork | Giulio Graziani |
| Host, Comic Book Club | Alexander Zalben |
| Owner, Barcade | Paul Kermizian |
| crew | |
| Producer | Greg T. Gordon |
| Cinematography | Tim Wu |
| Editor | Nick Barbieri |
| President of Original Content | Sam Reich |
| Executive Producer | Spencer Griffin |
| Director of Post Production | Michael Schaubach |
| Production Manager | Sam Sparks |
| Post Production Producer | Lacy Wittman |
| Production Office Coordinator | David Kerns |
| Sound Mixer | Kurt Seery |
| Camera Operator | James Herron |
| Assistant Editor | Phil Fox |
| Post Production Coordinator | Amanda Madden |
| Production Accountant | Christine Rodriguez |
| Assistant Production Accountant | Daniel Siegel |





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Hockey needs more hugging. If only so that it can have more punching.
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