My dad called me in a panic asking if I had been to his office that day and "put music on his computer." I hadn't, which made him more anxious. He said that someone had been to his office, broken into his computer, and changed his Google. The Google logo that day was a guitar for Les Paul's birthday.
Finally, someone invented a way to make your butt crack and genitals sweatier.
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