Dinosaur Office: Office Party

By

Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner

          INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE

          The dinos have a party in the general office area. A banner
          hangs that reads "Congrats on a Productive Quarter". TERRY
          holds up MARY, the intern puppet, but wearing a bow.

                              TERRY
                    Ooo, who brought these?

          Terry eats her. Reveal INTERN standing beside him.

                              INTERN
                    That's my +1 sir.

          Cut to: CRAIG is at the snack table eating alone. EMILIA, a
          beautiful hadrosaurid, approaches. Crash zoom on Craig's
          face looking love struck. Then a 360 pan around Emilia.

                              CRAIG (INNER MONOLOGUE)
                    Keep it together Craig. Say
                    something charming.

                              CRAIG
                    Most people prefer brand name
                    ginger ale, but honestly, I can't
                    tell the difference.

                              EMILIA
                    Haha. That's very sensible.

          C.U. on Craig's face. He looks surprised, then happy.

                              CRAIG
                    Why pay extra for a fancy label?

          SHEILA aggressively joins them. Laughing way too hard.

                              SHEILA
                    You're so funny Craig! Do you do
                    standup comedy?

          Beat. Craig tries to box Sheila out of the conversation.

                              CRAIG
                    Anyway, I'm Craig.

                              EMILIA
                    Emilia. Nice to meet you.

                              SHEILA
                    Woah. TMI. Too much information.

                              CRAIG
                    So, Emilia, do you like movies?

                              SHEILA
                    I LOVE MOVIES.

                              EMILIA
                    Um. Yeah, movies are fine.

          Sheila growls and walks away.

                              SHEILA (O.C.)
                    YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
                    CRAIG. THERE'S A CASHEW IN THE
                    ALMOND BOWL. COME SEE.

          Beat.

                              EMILIA
                    That's a nice tie.

                              SHEILA (O.C.)
                    You tramp!

          Sheila charges in and starts an all-out dino catfight. Craig
          looks on and sighs. RICHARD approaches. The fight continues.

                              CRAIG
                    Look at her. Have you ever seen a
                    more beautiful bill?

          Cut to: Emilia snapping ferociously.

                              RICHARD
                    I know! That's why I married her.

          Craig looks at Richard in disbelief, then to Emilia and back
          to Richard then sighs and shakes his head.

                              RICHARD
                    Hey where's your wife?

                              CRAIG
                    I live with my mother.