An after-work party leads to a dinosaur cat fight.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
The dinos have a party in the general office area. A banner
hangs that reads "Congrats on a Productive Quarter". TERRY
holds up MARY, the intern puppet, but wearing a bow.
Ooo, who brought these?
Terry eats her. Reveal INTERN standing beside him.
That's my +1 sir.
Cut to: CRAIG is at the snack table eating alone. EMILIA, a
beautiful hadrosaurid, approaches. Crash zoom on Craig's
face looking love struck. Then a 360 pan around Emilia.
CRAIG (INNER MONOLOGUE)
Keep it together Craig. Say
Most people prefer brand name
ginger ale, but honestly, I can't
tell the difference.
Haha. That's very sensible.
C.U. on Craig's face. He looks surprised, then happy.
Why pay extra for a fancy label?
SHEILA aggressively joins them. Laughing way too hard.
You're so funny Craig! Do you do
Beat. Craig tries to box Sheila out of the conversation.
Anyway, I'm Craig.
Emilia. Nice to meet you.
Woah. TMI. Too much information.
So, Emilia, do you like movies?
I LOVE MOVIES.
Um. Yeah, movies are fine.
Sheila growls and walks away.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,
CRAIG. THERE'S A CASHEW IN THE
ALMOND BOWL. COME SEE.
That's a nice tie.
Sheila charges in and starts an all-out dino catfight. Craig
looks on and sighs. RICHARD approaches. The fight continues.
Look at her. Have you ever seen a
more beautiful bill?
Cut to: Emilia snapping ferociously.
I know! That's why I married her.
Craig looks at Richard in disbelief, then to Emilia and back
to Richard then sighs and shakes his head.
Hey where's your wife?
I live with my mother.