The dinos go out to eat or be eaten.
By Kevin Corrigan, Brian Murphy & Caldwell Tanner
INT. DINOBY'S RESTAURANT
CRAIG, TODD and RICHARD sit in a booth at a chain
restaurant, various knickknacks line the wall.
SPINOSAUR WAITER approaches with a soda for Richard.
How was everything fellas?
My salad dressing wasn't on the
side as requested.
Sorry about that, sir. How bout a
choco volcano blaster on the house?
I'm trying to lay off the sweets.
It's my New Years' Resolution.
I need a new soda!
I just brought you one.
I asked for no ice! (aside) That's
how they get you.
Spinosaur leaves, annoyed. Beat.
How bout that sports game? I think
the coach made poor decisions.
Spinosaur walks by and drops off drink and check.
Excuse me, I have a coupon (beat)
but I left it at home.
I'm sorry sir, but you need to have
Spinosaur, even more annoyed, leaves in a huff.
Oof, $30. Let's just split it
But I didn't get a beverage.
Hold up, Toddster, you had that
We all partook in the
spinach-artichoke dip, Richard.
I'll put in $8.75, that's my share
Richard checks his wallet.
I only have 3 bucks.
Fine. I'll get the rest. (beat) Oh
no. We forgot about gratuity.
His service wasn't exemplary.
I'll leave him a nice note instead.
Richard writes on the receipt. Spinosaur comes back.
Thanks gentleman, you guys have a-
He looks at the receipt. It says "TIP = $0 but thank u"
EXT. DINOBY'S - NIGHT
Craig, Todd and Richard stampede through the front wall
toward camera, Spinosaur is chasing them.
Cut to: Craig's car. Craig and Richard get in, slam the
doors and start the engine.
Wait. We're missing something.
Cut to: Spinosaur eating/beating up Todd. Back to car.
I forgot my to-go box.