The dinos need to learn to work together before the company goes extinct.
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE -- TERRY'S OFFICE TERRY stands with DANNY, an Ankylosaurus morale coach. CRAIG, RICHARD, TODD, and SHEILA face them. DANNY Hey gang, I'm Danny and I'm a team building expert. Today we are gonna boost morale and have fun doing it! Who's with me? Light clapping, Richard yells "Yeah!" DANNY Icebreaker time! Everyone say your name, and a fun fact about yourself. CRAIG My name's Craig and I enjoy the newspaper. DANNY Don't hold back, Craig. Tell us something really interesting about yourself. Like me? I love wakeboarding. CRAIG My name's Craig and I enjoy gardening (pause) magazines. Danny is confused, then thumps his tail once, like a clap. DANNY Alright, let's change gears! I need a volunteer to wear this blindfold. Todd walks forward. Danny puts a blindfold on him then pulls out a donut. DANNY Now it's your job to guess the secret object here. Impossible? It would be, without your coworkers giving you hints. Come on gang! CRAIG It's high in carbohydrates. TODD Simple, or complex? CRAIG I don't know. Danny, is this whole wheat? DANNY Let's stay focused on the big picture. Now when I look at this, I see something round, something you can eat- RICHARD Oh, I know. It's a donut! DANNY You are not the guesser. TODD If it's a donut it's a simple carb. Danny thumps his tail more aggressively. DANNY Let's try something very simple. Trust falls. Sheila, you lean back. Terry, you catch her. That's it. You can do this guys! Terry stands behind Sheila with his arms held out. He looks determined, but his arms are clearly too short to catch her. TERRY Don't worry, I gotcha. SHEILA I trust you. Sheila falls over on her side. DANNY (gritted teeth) Wow! Way to think outside the box, I'm impressed by how wrong that was. CRAIG Excuse me, sir. I have back problems, may I lend Todd my grocery store discount card instead? DANNY NO! TODD Why not? That's the ultimate symbol of trust. Danny hops up on the table. He punctuates his words by smashing things with his tail. DANNY Is this a joke to you? Just a big goof? Danny smashes everything on the desk with his tail. DANNY I am a highly trained team-building professional! My time is valuable! Your company purchased the platinum package and I'm gonna make you a team whether you like it or no- He loses his balance, Terry catches him in trustfall position. TERRY I caught him! Terry nonchalantly shoves Danny into his mouth. TODD Terry, you are an asset to our team. Reveal Sheila still on the ground. SHEILA Someone please contact my healthcare provider.