Episode begins with a modified, Halloween intro.
INT. PRINTER AREA
This episode has a horror-movie feel. CRAIG, dressed as a
pumpkin, waits by the printer. It beeps and displays an
error. Craig grunts and bangs on the printer.
CREEPY JANITOR (O.S.)
Careful now, printer like that
could drive a man to madness.
Craig, startled turns around. CREEPY JANITOR, a
gray-mustached ankylosaurus with a crazy eye, stands over
Some say it's cursed, others say
the drivers weren't properly
Craig turns back to the printer.
Maybe it's just... spooling?
Reveal, Creepy Janitor has disappeared. Craig is confused.
SHEILA, a sexy witch, and TODD, a palm tree, are chattin'.
I love trick or treaters, but the
leftover sweets are such a
I just leave out a bowl to keep
people from ringing my doorbell.
Craig grumps over.
What's with that creepy, old
janitor? He gives me the
You mean Old Brooms Mackenzie? He
hasn't worked here in five years.
Dramatic sound. Craig is wide-eyed.
They should really deactivate his
employee access card.
Craig at his computer. He clicks print. Error: Out of paper.
Craig slams the desk and lets out a crazed growl.
INT. PRINTER AREA
Craig approaches the printer with a stack of paper. He opens
the paper tray. It's full. Dramatic sound. Craig yelps and
throws all his paper into the air.¬† He looks around.
Craig is at his computer, twitching. He tries printing.¬†
Error: "Printer Offline."¬† Craig shakes with fury.
Suddenly, Craig hears RICHARD hum off screen.
Craig gets up and sees Richard, wearing a sheet ghost
costume, successfully printing. CRASH ZOOM on the paper
printing. Dramatic sound. Background recedes around Craig.
Craig at his desk, crazed and muttering. Sheila approaches.
I like your costume, Craig. You
make a handsome gourd.
Craig's screen is filled with "All jam and no print makes
Craig a dull dino." He keeps clicking print.
(noticing the screen)
Craig hits "print." Success! Job accepted. Craig, startled,
lets out a crazed laugh. Richard and Todd pop their heads
over the cubicle wall and stare. Craig runs off.
Craig eagerly approaches the printer. He goes to grab his
document. It's not there. He looks all over the printer,
it's not anywhere. He looks at the display. Three rapid
zooms on printer with dramatic music. The screen reads
"Printer ready, no jobs in queue." ZOOM OUT to Craig, eyes
twitching with insane rage. He laughs maniacally. Horror
INT. TERRY'S OFFICE
Todd, Richard, and Sheila rush in and slam the door. TERRY
is behind his desk dressed as Dracula.
Terry something's wrong with Craig!
He's goin' bananas!
They hear Craig trampling and hide. Craig's horn slams into
the door 3x, making a hole as Sheila cowers against the
Oh dear! Oh dear!
Craig smashes his head through.
Hey Craig, were you trying to print
from my printer?
Music cuts out. Craig snaps out of it.
Wait, is your printer Dinomark X73?
Yep, here ya go.
Terry hands him a stack of documents. Craig stares at them.
O.S. the janitor laughs maniacally. Reveal him behind Craig.
Horror music swells. It cuts out before Terry speaks.
Mr. Mackenzie you don't work here
anymore. I'm gonna have to ask you
You ain't seen the last of ol'
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